A blind man in a store


A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog.
All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.
The manager runs up to the man and asks,
"What are you doing?!!"
The blind man replies,
"Just looking around."


A blind man is standing at the corner...


A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and pisses down the side of hi ... Read On »

You know why a dog licks his ass?


You know why a dog licks his ass?
Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face.

The talking dog


A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog.
"This is a talking dog," he said. "And you can have him for five dollars."
The neighbour said, "Who d ... Read On »

Beware of dog!


Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door.
Inside he noticed a harm ... Read On »

Good business


Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor.
He surpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought to him after an enco ... Read On »

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?


What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
Eight beers.

Two men were walking along the street when...


Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his d**k.
One man said, "I sure wish I could do that."
The other replied, " ... Read On »

A gruesome murder


A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err,which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied ... Read On »

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?


Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
He got 16 months.

There were two guys walking down the street...


There were two guys walking down the street and they saw a dog licking his nuts.

One of the guys said. "Man I wish I could do that".
Then the othe ... Read On »

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