What do you do with a dog with no legs?


What do you do with a dog with no legs?

Take it for a drag.


What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?


What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?

Sparky

Perfect customer


A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.
He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my dog with m ... Read On »

They're boasting about race records


Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record.
"In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"
Another horse ... Read On »

A good chess player


A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while.
"I can hardly b ... Read On »

I'll use my seeing eye dog


A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and ... Read On »

He is a very smart dog


I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. I ... Read On »

The amazing flying dog


A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant.
H ... Read On »

An amazing talking dog


A man and his dog walk into a bar.
The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."
Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."
M ... Read On »

This dog is acting bad


While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's legs.
A passerby commented to the blind man, "Wha ... Read On »

Dog named Sex


Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot".
I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.
When I went to the ... Read On »

1234

What do you do with a dog with no legs? 0/ 5.